Dragon date : mother issues

Welcome again!! I am the great Lord Alriex  and today i shall try to date this strange feathered dragon i saw from a distance.  I hope it is a woman and that she is not equiped with a weapon..... or listen to horrible ''rave'' music like the last lady.....     

'' as he approaches the lady, he screams and grabs his sword'' HAAA!! MOTHER!! No! YOU WONT BANISH ME AGAIN!!!     '' she cast a shrinking spell''   damnit!!! 


*mother*   I knew i smelled a familiar and... unpleasant presence nearby.   Failure what is it that you want with me, i see that you are still not with a dragon mate.....  You pathetic fool.


*Alriex*  Okay so first of all,  ''Feh-Lure''   is the name only dad is allowed to use  and second of all  How dare you call me pathetic fool when you cant even raise a proper knight. 

*mother*  so you are going to point your finger  on the holy dragon and the Paladin knight who spend 21 years to raise a WORTHLESS KNIGHT!!!  


*Alriex*  Im not that worthless,  at least i cleanned up the dishes and did the vacuum. 


*Mother*  Oh for heaven sake  '' rub eyes and sigh*    Throwing dirty dishes out of the window  is not cleaning the dishes and you only did the vacuum one,  and we had to go to the hospital to get  it out of between your legs.  Dont forget that you stopped wearing diapers only last years......  If i could go back in time...   I would have grab you and kick you like a damn ball  as soon as you came out of my hole. 


*Alriex*  OOOOOH!! Big deal!!  Im getting a lecture from the woman who killed santa claus and told me he never existed.  How come he stopped showing up as soon as you said he didnt exist huh!? Pretty suspicious isn't!  Since I knew the secret you had to kick me out of the city like a bunch of savages! 


*Mother*  Thanks you for proving to me that banning you was the greatest decision i have ever made.  You knew the tradition!!  As soon as a dragon and knights reach age 19, they  have until the age of 21 to find a mate or they are banned from the city, such is the pact signed By knights and dragons to end the war!   It was the only chance to coexist , to unify eachother  instead of being xenophobic bastards.   Any knights of the age of 21 who has no mate  is seen as a racist and a threat to our peaceful mindset and we kick them off.


*Alriex*  You know what, one day i'll make my own damn dragon city and in the middle of it will be a statue of you begging me to forgive you for how you treated me!!  Plus even if i failed  in my quest, the old lady owner of the dragon bite  said that she would date me then.



*Mother*  you do realise that Amethyst is a old female who is tired of marriage without pleasure so she kicked out his husband out and  is being nothing more than a whore. She lied to you to make you smile, and even if she dates you, as soon as you will enter her house, you'll scream stanger danger and jump out a window.  Just like you did to the lovely lady we tried to present to you and she tried to do the act with you....  *sigh*   Get out Failure, i dont want to see you again until you have a wife, Otherwise  next time i'll throw you in the toilet and flush you so you can live with you sibblings,  piles of shit. 




Dear Diary, today i managed to make my mother regret her decision to ban me and she tried to get me back into the city  but i refused because i am a refined knight.  If anyone tells otherwise, they are liar and you should run away from them as quick as possible after you threw them a rock just like i just did to my m...m....  Oh shit i meant  nothing, what? What rock, ,pfft you are crazy, why am i still typing....