Dragon stalking 1

Hello friend, my name is Lord Alriex and i am... or try to be a fully fledge dragon knight.  Just like my father.. and his father.. and his father.. and his....   You know what i mean! To do so, each knight of the family must find on his own a dragon mate ,no matter your sexual orientation you can not name yourself a dragon knight without a mate..  So far i am pretty much the only one of my entire family who has not succeded. I tried to squeeze the information out of one of my family member but they all responded '' its a secret that you need to uncover on your own''.  What a helpful family it is.  Well the only one who didnt told me that was Granny knight, she  begane talking about her......  life experience with a male dragon... god i want to throw up.... 




Anyway so i wanted to write a journal about my journey so that one that, Bards can sing the songs of my heroic travels to seek a dragon wife!!  My journey begins in the hot srpings area of those foggy mountains, surely there will be potential  dragon wife there.  I was right!! after stalking this dark blue dragon for a while, i saw her flexing in the hot water and pretty much talking to herself. The poor woman Must be lonely! I will attempt to contact her while writting everythign that is going on, hopefully she wont find this awkward.  


Alright i step in the water and tell her that she would look more gorgeous with a husband like me. Now she is standing up and making a angry face, she is cracking her body and walk towards me with her  hands closed, She looks like she is about to hit me HO GOD WHY DO I KEEP WRITING INSTEAD OF RUNNING AAAAA......... 




Dear reader, after 3 days of walking back to the hotspring  after being punched  hundreds or more miles away, i have concluded 2 things.  1 i should stop writting when i am talking to someone and run when in danger, and 2 ....  Dont bother someone who is talking a bath.  Well at least she didnt tore my journal appart. I guess i should head somewhere else,  I dont want her to come back and punch me again.